As for me? I know it's almost a cliché, but "Thank God I went to a hard-core religious school, as know I'm an Atheist".
On a side note, notice how my tags of "Religion" and "Public Stupidity" usually go together?
UPDATE: I've had a look around the site and it appears to be real! I think an appropriate name for them is "Thank God I'm a Money-Making Scam which Prays on People's Emotions". Tweet