Here's my submission:
David Mitchell/Mark Corrigan

Kit Malthouse
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The rantings and ravings of a traitorous Urban-Intellectual. Condemned for impoverishing the relationship between Politician & Citizen!

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George Galloway MP
Bethnal Green and Bow
Saturday 26 September 2009
[D-Notice,
The D-Notice Mansion,
D-notice-ville
D-Notice-shire]
Dear Mr. Galloway,
I'm sure that you are aware of the on-going saga regarding a story that was in the Sun earlier this year about an alleged hit-list of high-profile British Jews.
One of the people named was Alan Sugar. However, it has subsequently been shown that the article was completely false which has led to the Sun apologising for the article.
I'm mentioning this because I would be very grateful if you could help out a friend of mine.
It was my friend, a Mr. Tim Ireland, who investigated the story in his own free time and discovered that it was inaccurate. Unfortunately, Tim has had to put up with a lot of hassle as a result of it, including being smeared as a child molester and having his ex-directory phone number and address published on the internet.
The reason I am writing is that unfortunately, quite a lot of the problems that Mr Ireland has faced are due to the actions of a fellow MP: Patrick Mercer (Conservative) and his staff. I would be very grateful if you would be able to speak to Mr Mercer about his actions (a summary of which Tim has given at http://www.bloggerheads.com/archives/2009/09/suburban_jihad.asp and http://www.bloggerheads.com/archives/2009/09/patrick_mercer_boom.asp)
Yours sincerely,
[D-Notice]